Best cashy money maker?

I Need to make at least $700 cash money weekly. What can I do that is easy and simple to do. A no brainer that is not complicated and not a scam either. I have no money to invest or waste on anything.

You didn't specify, but I'm assuming that you want to earn $700 after tax dollars. Where we live, that would be the equivalent of earning $1000-1100/week. So you are looking for a $50-55k/year job before taxes.

However, if you are looking to earn this kind of money on your spare time or part time, then you need to find something you can buy cheaply and then resell it for a markup.

You also mentioned that you want to do this with relatively little or no effort. The only way to do this is to use other people's time or other people's money. This is commonly known as leverage. If you put someone else to work by finding them the work and becoming the "middleman" then you are going to earn about $5-10/hour on every hour they earn their $20-$25/hour. That should make you about $400 a week for each person you can pimp out. Get 2 people working for you doing something like landscaping or light construction duties and all you have to do is find them the work.

Whatever you do, when approaching businesses to find them the work, if they ask you "can you do this" always answer with a resounding YES!!. Just tell them that your nominal rate is $35/hour and make sure you tell your "b!tches" that they get $25/hour and no bennies.

your unrealistic. theres no simple way to make that kind of money weekly. go to college and get a degree.