Money Laundering - In what ways would a drug dealer invest dirty money? (uk)?

btw i aint a drug dealer!

Just intrested in what other people are getting up to.

in more drugs?

have you tried off shore accounts or you could go with the classic fake business, I suggest you go with day spa. you can charge high prices while not accounting for your clients.

this isnt an answer but i wanted to say that the only reason i clicked this question was because it reminded me of Office Space.

Send it to offshore banks, or donate it to fake political causes how take a % then give you a % back in clean $$$.
Or set up fake storefronts and run all the dirty $ thru the business and take it back out as clean $.

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