What is the best way to invest money to get a high return in the shortest amount of time possible, not stock ?

Invest in real estate by finding a house that's undervalued then renting or selling it. Or you could refinance it. Call Dexter at premiere mortgage funding at (937)264-9730 He can help just about anybody make money.

I have 1,000,000 Iraq dinar. Right now you can buy 1475 ID for a dollar. By the time the price goes to 100 per dollar my $800.00 investment will be worth $100,000.00

I think that the best way si to develop something, invent produce, write, paint, create, that will have a value of it's own, that you will give it.

ex: books, painting, inventions, etc.

I know you got the ideea what I'm saying. :)

It is the most secure way because you do not speculate like you do with the real estate or with the stock exchange.

Futures on margin (their word for a loan). For instance with $10,000 you can play a $100,000 contract. Obviously you are responsable for that $100,000 in this case. So if the contact went up 10% you would have made a profit of 100%.

Buy a cheap gun. Go to the bank. Give them a note that says, "Give me all your money." Then run like hell.

There is no safe investment with a guaranteed high return in a short period of time. Any investment with a high return runs a sustantial risk of loss over the short term. That's just how investing is. Any professor of business will tell you this.