I just won the lottery and need investment advice!?

I just won $2 on a scratcher, how can I invest it to set me up for life?

Put it on a horse that's 200/1 . If you lose you've only lost $2, but if you win you've just won a fair amount of cash.

Edit: OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!! That's sooooooo freakin' awesome! Snizz is a lottery winner!! OMG!!!!!!!!

Mutual funds...with that kind of cash you shouldn't mess around! lol

Buy more tickets!!
I can't believe we won Snizz, how did we ever get so lucky?!?!

I also want to use some to help my sisters pay off those mortgages.

I can't wait to tell the guys at work when I put in my notice that I'm quiting!

This is like a dream come true!

We're going to Vegas baby!

I can't believe this is really happening to us! OMG... OMG!!!

I'm gonna use a portion of it to buy you that BMW!!

lol. startup a swiss bank account

Bet it all on black.

omg i thot u meant that u wont like
alot of money
ahh
well
put it into savings bonds
lol

Go back to 1808 and invest it at 6 percent per annum. Today, it would be worth $230,000.

You'd better incorporate around money like that so that people can't get it away from you - and get a staff of lawyers.

give it to meeeeeee

Two dollars (USA, I hope) represents the American Dream.
Borrow against your windfall. Start a business. Expand and prosper. Keep those two dollars to show your grandchildren how you started. God Bless America.

Put it on Kauto Star to win the Cheltenham Gold Cup on Friday.

Buy STOCKS!

Every time you go to buy a lottery ticket, put the money with the $2 you have all ready won and put in a bank. Just remember that what you are saving for will still cost more that you can save up for it. Get a job and try to save 10% of each pay check and and that to you $2 winings, Good luck.

For a small fee, I can have you on easy street.

Just send the $2 along with $98 remittance fee and you'll be on your way.

And OH Yeah, don't forget to claim that this April. They are watching.

Put it towards a pack of Marlbros

I get sent some outstanding investment opportunities from a variety of gentlemen in coastal Africa - I don't know how they all get my email address, but the number who are prepared to give me 10% just to help them move some money out of their country is amazing.

I can't possibly help them all - would you like me to forward you their details? They seem like decent, honest, upstanding folk...

OK....get a time machine, and go back to 1873. At that point $2.00 was worth a whopping $49.456.32. Then invest it in Standard Oil. Then come back to the present and you will have $4,564,345,435.73!!

snot, someone is always picking up that tab.

hire a good accountant

Hillary Clinton on advice from Martha Stewart has turned 2 dollars into 10 million dollars buying porkbellys from south America. I suggest you use that 2 bucks wisely and spend it on another scratch off. It's your potential retirement fund. LOL

Be selfish Snizz

Invest in a few cosmetic procedures, a new wardrobe, an international holiday and whatever's left you can put away for your youngsters.

Congrats! Take care of your funds!

lol......snizz, wish I had some of your luck..

send the money and your bank details to anyone in Nigeria
they will surely help you out of your financial largess

that's great!!!
now you can buy a small packet of flower seeds.
getting rich is so easy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwuHIzG8o...

you don't believe me ? OK an other link it started with one packet of seeds,

http://www.koppertcress.nl/index.php?Pag...

we are shipping 12 containers per week

Set up an off shore account in the Caymans. Or, register in the new land grab in the Florida swamps.
Or, Give it to me to invest in a dirt farm.