I'm looking for an investor that will invest 5 billion dollars in a time machine, interested?

Show me the time machine and I'll show you the money

Five billion--no problem. I'll have it to you by morning.

Been there. Done that.

Will I have a minute to think about it?

The checks in the mail!

Good luck

I've always wanted a time machine...the check's in the mail.

interested.. but no money.

When you get the money, go back in time, and think about this question.

Just for that, we dub you MR. DUMAS!!

Been watching too much michael j fox there pal.

OR smoking too much wacky tobacky!!

Great...ill send you a check and just tell me were to send it

not me--I'm still hard at work on my 4th million---but my suggestion to you brilliant one is to slide into that cantraption you've created zip on out to the future say 35-40 years when 5 billion US won't really be that much and pick up on it there--should be about the standard cost of a house in L.A. about then

oh--the 4th million ? I gave up on my second and third

It's already invented, and sells for three or four bucks. I have one right here on my desk, in fact it shows the time to be 7:57 right now.

Napoleon Dynamite's Uncle bought a Time Machine on Ebay.