How can i double my money overnight guarranteed?

i need to know about investments that really work!

Lol- overnight? Guaranteed? If it really worked like that- who wouldnt be a millionaire??? Your best shot is to go lay all your money on Red or Black on the roulette wheel in vegas- that gives you a near 50% shot on doubling your money overnight (altough you have an equal risk of leaving with $0).

invest in high payable stocks like nasdaq and mcdonalds and disney thats the best

How to double your money overnight----- put it all on black, spin the wheel, drop the ball.
This may only work a little less then 50% of the time but it is about the only way for a get rich quick plan to work.




edit - Guess I hit submit a few seconds late.

Fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

There's never any guarantee when it comes to investments, especially over short term.

Talk to a real financial advisor if you want to save for long-term retirement...your bank should be happy to recommend one, and I've found Washington Mutual to be especially helpful with REAL investment questions.

There is NO guarantee that you will ever double your money. Unless of course you only invest $1 into something. Open an account with Etrade or Ameritrade and start reading. Foreign stocks have a great return but are very risky. Invest in municiple bonds and your money will grow but NOT overnight.

Work a double shift thats the only way I know to double your money over night. It really dosent work like that or we all would do it. But your thinking on the right path keep looking for a investment Good luck.