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Can you suggest a safe investment vehicle for the vast inheritance left to me by my uncle?


I need to make some money quick but don't know anything about investing. Where should I put the $14.87US... I don't want to lose it though!

LOL..... don't invest it in a lump sum go with options.

in a strippers G string...it will be safe there.

I can round up about $15.50 worth of crap that I would be willing to sell you for the $14.87 thereby increasing your net worth immediately.

I have an idea that could use some backing.

It's called Fakyoo! Answers.

It would be like a huge chat room where people could pretend to be poets and scholars and lead mankind down the path to complete destruction.

I figure about $3.5B should do the trick...just make the check out to me...

Yahoo! stock. Yep. I do hope I put enough iron into my irony.

A sidewalk two-wheeler scooter with a popsicle stick hand brake should be an adequate vehicle for your tidy sum.!

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