Where do I go to find a sound investment that'll give me a fast return?

Now, I'm not talking about scams, schemes or nothing of the like---it MUST be legitimate and fool-proof.

Just as a warrior exercises and practise before he goes to war, just as a poet rewrites and rewrites before he is satisfied, you need to go the distance in making money as well. The only way to get rich, is through owning a business.

The best business training available is through network or multi level marketing. Be on the look-out for the system with the best training, not necessarily the best products. (However, sometimes they go together)

Be careful of pyramid schemes though - they often masquearade as multi-level marketing schemes. Look out for monthly contributions for "membership" or too large upfront fees.

Open your own cleaning bussines.

umm...your broker!

Just call 1-800-FANTASY. Nothing legitimate is fool-proof. The closest thing to 'fool-proof' is a US treasury.

The principle of investing that you do not seem to understand (ignoring it is the easiest way to lose your money) is this:

The higher the 'rate of return' - the riskier the investment. So, you cannot get 'high rates' with 'low risk'. You can't have your cake and eat it too!

Good luck!

Ethanol plants. The Andersons here in Ohio invested in ethanol and their stock went from $36 in October to $115 here in April.

Remember one thing. There is no short route to success.You need to work hard for it over a period of time to earn good return.
Better go for stocks and do your research before investing.
But then it is prone to risks.

If you want a fool-proof investment with a fast return, put your money in a bank or money market account. You'll get a fast small return. If you want a bigger return, you have to take some risks. That's just how life is. If someone offers you a fool-proof, fast, big return they are a scamster.