My vast accumulation of stock shares in Fluffin International Inc. have gone up in smoke, when should I jump?

I can't believe I lost the entire investment of $13.87... I am so depressed and upset that I could jump from a second story window straight into the compost heap below...

Don't jump! As your broker, I can tell you that FII will experience a rebound in the third quarter of 2012. You have to be in this for the long haul. Here's some inside dope...they are on the verge of a buyout of BigDaddy Foods in Burbank. They're the ones with the trendy new H&G Sausage Factory line of products. Their animated meat grinder virtual tour is really starting to build public interest.

Oh...don't call me at home. I'll be in Bermuda until April.

TD
Money Manager
Euwaite, Euwaite, Euwaite, Steinmetz & Euwaite
Where good money goes, since 1898.

wait.. you aren't on the second story. You are in the basement so that won't work! Look out the window next time.

you can land on my pile of MegaZork, LTD stock(MZLD). it ain't worth the ink i printed it with.

I told you to spend that money on a crack whore, at least your "stock" would have gone up.

Put all your money in Marla's bosom...

It's safer there...

Withdrawals aren't easy, though...

Requires a "co-signer..."

Mae West is rolling over in her grave, right now...

Well, judging by your picture, let's hope that compost pile is pretty darn deep so you don't hurt yourself, pal. Take a deeeeeeep breath before you jump.

Oh i feel for your loss; as i too lost my life saving off $23;13 in Tijuana playing 3 card Molly.I didn;t know the games were rigged; but next time i get my saving up again; i;ll go for the card game Go Fish; i know i;ll won;t lose that game; as every ones a winner .Hey that;s what the guys said about the 3 card Molly game..Please stooge don;t jump; with your angina/heart problems you don;t want to make it worse.

When Black Friday comes, you can stand down by the door
And catch all the grey men as they dive from the fourteenth floor.

When Black Friday comes, you can collect everything you're owed, and before your friends find out you'll be on the road

When Black Friday falls you know it's true . . .
Don't let it fall on you.

When Black Friday comes, you can fly down to Muswellbrook
And strike all the big red words from your black book
You can do just what you please, you can wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos

When Black Friday comes you'll be on that hill
You know you will

When Black Friday comes, you can dig yourself a hole
And lay down in it 'till you satisfy your soul
You can let the world pass by you, the Archbishop gonna sanctify you, and if he don't come across you're gonna let it roll

When Black Friday comes you're gonna stake your claim
I guess you'll change your name

Before you jump... I think you need some Safety Training.

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/#mea...

Do you want some cheese crackers to go with that Whine???

Hahahaha You still have this worthless crap stock in your portfolio everybody and his mum told you to dump Fluffin International Inc. right after the Vietnam war. There is no longer a market for defoliants you retard. You might as well go with Penfolds Latex Gas Masks Ltd.
or Stooge remodeled Goldfish Mayonnaise Jars Corporation.
If you absolutely positively wanna go down the drain.


Hope this helps

in, or out, or of.

It seems we share the same fininacial advisor. I'll hold your hand, and we'll jump together.

Shoot yourself first though and jump into a pool full of hungry piranha and sharks and videotape it OK?