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I have just received Venture Capitalist funding for my new 'Man Farm'... any suggestions...?


for the name of the abbatoir part of the business?

Don't be silly Marky dear.... I simply adore men.... why do you think I want to farm them?

Try:

'drop dead, gorgeous!'

(not much point farming ugly men...)

Presumably supermarkets will display your products in the 'vir aisle'

bits and bobs

I'd be interested to know how you're going to structure your breeding program.

The ImABitterWoman room?

NEWman Farm

Man meat and choppers.

Please don't tell me that you will be producing man cheese.

the superior creation extermination station

yes take him some where romatic

The divorce court

I don't know about a name, but I wouldn't have thought you would have much difficulty recruiting women to work there.

Just wondering what method you would use to dispose of them, inhumanely presumably?

Arbit Traj.

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